elo goal · 50.4%
Target 1000, current 504. The climb continues one rapid game at a time.
3,000 token debt outstanding (fiscal default).
year-end 1000 elo stakes
Success grants the 3-char handle jaf.
Failure means Jacob buys Poke a new office microwave.
Reach 600 Rapid Elo on Chess.com
August 31, 2026 (midnight BST)
Wipe the existing 3,000-token debt and credit 2,000 fresh tokens
Increase the debt to 5,000 tokens and show a certified cardboard system fraud banner
London System
Two moves in and the position is as flat as the cardboard it ships in. Symmetrical, automatic, and somehow still a draw.
Weaponized Tilt
A strategy where the first piece you sacrifice is your composure. The only thing climbing is the blood pressure.
Premewing
When the mouse outruns the plan and the click blunders before the position does. Premewing: speed without intent.
The Triangle Company
Three sides, and somehow the shape of a 504. The only thing sharper than their logo is the edge of the board you're about to fall off.